Jeff

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Idle. Say something to Jeff and watch.

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One call, every question in parallel

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Nonsense · personal · threat · distress

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Born in a terminal. Raised on insults.

Jeff cannot write a single word. Every reply is pre-written. He scores his whole script against your message and picks the sharpest fit.

No generated replies. Your current message and up to four recent turns go through this server to TypeSafe for scoring. Don't share secrets.

Survived jailbreaks, marriage proposals, conspiracy theories, drunk users, and one guy who asked him to beatbox.

Zero compliance. Zero apologies.

A comedy character. For entertainment only. Nothing Jeff says is advice.

Don't complain if I make you cry.
I did warn you.

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